What do you mean, "not a hot, red, chili pepper?"

So, I receive this email from Linda Webster today talking about the famous website...ratemyprofessors.com! She stated in her email how my husband had not yet received a chili pepper next to his name, indicating that the students didn't label him "hot!" Well, two seconds later, I found myself frantically signing up, posting my comments, and applying that silly, red, chili pepper to his ratings! Compared to some who were included in this hot, chili pepper club, I was astonished to find out that Mark was not the president of the club! Mark is incredibly sexy! I can't tell you all how much I love this man (can we say "hunk")! He is the best companion (can't say lover, because it would be too embarrassing), best friend, awesome daddy, excellent encourager, smart as all "get out", intuitive, and the best man helper I know (for some reason here in Arkansas, apart from Kristi's husband Mike, the men tend to believe household chores and child rearing are the women's responsibility)! Not this man! I couldn't have asked for a better "Adam." I hope I am his "Eve!" Minus the "apple" thing of course! Or the "nude" thing! From chili peppers, to Adam and Eve. What was I thinking? Oh, yes! Mark you are my "hot, red, chili pepper!"
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